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Our cult-favorite saying — now in luxe disposable form. The “Please Leave by 9” napkin set keeps your party classy and your bedtime sacred. Crafted from air-laid paper that feels like real linen, these cheeky cocktail napkins are perfect for dinner parties, book clubs, and nights that end on time. Easy cleanup, elevated look, endless compliments.
Hot Pink “linen” crosshatch disposable cocktail napkins with shiny fuchsia foil
5 W x 5 H
Includes 12 100% White Linen, 20”x20” napkins
Embroidered in the USA • Machine Washable
The perfect spin on traditional linens.
Superlatives include:
Future Millionaire
Fashionably Late
Finance Bro
Conspiracy Theorist
Wine Snob
Mensch
Trophy Wife
Overserved
Hypochondriac
Food Critic
Lush
Life of the Party
Our best-selling Please Leave by 9 napkins are a crowd favorite for hosts who love a good dinner party… and an even better bedtime. Equal parts witty and timeless, these embroidered linen napkins spark conversation, earn laughs, and somehow make it onto every guest’s Instagram story.
Perfect for:
Dinner parties & holidays
Hostess gifts
Housewarmings
Anyone who loves entertaining—but also loves sleep
Details:
• 100% linen
• Embroidered text
• Set of 12
• Machine washable
• Designed by two NY moms who know
Whether you’re setting the table or gifting the host, Please Leave by 9 says exactly what everyone’s thinking—politely.
